Surreal shopping part II

Luxor

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Sure, I'd love to meet you tomorrow, we'll shop

ha ha

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Julie has bought gorgeous shoes, she needs to exchange them for a smaller size.

That won't take long we agree.

Then we can sit for some chai and people watch.

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two miles later

we reach the bottom end of the Egyptian souk

"I'm sure that shop is along here somewhere"

It's ok, we've somehow missed it, been a lovely stroll,

we've chatted, enjoyed the hustle and bustle

but we're ready for a sit and a drink

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we retrace our walk

past stacks of crated up chickens,

a Goat on a rope

waits innocently at the butchers

I daren't look at his eyes

Eeeek

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Horse drawn carriages brush past our toes

pressing us the the stall edges

"hello eengleesh, beautiful laddies, Asda prices here !

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There it is! Julie has found the shoe shop.

While she gets her shoes I make friends with a gorgeous carriage Horse

A full five minutes later

I leave the Horse and enter the tiny shop.

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There is Julie, trying on shoes,

"he's not got them in my size, have to choose different ones"

Two salesboys with little english do their best to find

each fancied shoe in her size

In between they serve Egyptian ladies

one puts her baby on Julies lap

Julie amuses the baby, I take photos,

more and more shoes are tried on

More ladies need serving ...

It's going to be a long night

I reflect

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The baby is given back, more shoes come out,

mostly ghastly, the wrong size or colour

but we persevere

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Eventually, a shoe to end all shoes, beautiful ones

bronzey

pointy

with a discreet sparkle

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The left one

a Cinderella fit

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OK I want these ...

" Will you bring me the other one?"

No madame, we only have the one.

Deadpan face.

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he disappears

back triumphant

here's is for you he says

almost bowing

With a flourish he produces the same shoe

in black

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But I want two the same colour !

no madame, it's ok

same shoe

one black

one brown

they are the same

madame!

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Dissolve into helpless laughter

Almost say " I can't believe this is happening"

then recall the Egyptian fashion shop owner who tried to sell me a bikini with no top

in a country where topless is illegal ..................

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